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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.


1.) Your name?
Zach:It is a person's name.
"See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying "What does Zach mean?" now."

2.) Your age?
14:A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.

3.) One of your friends?
Pardis:It is an abbreviation for Paradise is an English word from Persian roots that is generally identified with the Garden of Eden or with Heaven. Originally meaning a walled garden or royal hunting grounds, the term entered Jewish (and eventually Christian) beliefs as a Greek translation for the Garden of Eden in the Septuagint. It is sometimes also identified with the bosom of Abraham, the abode of the righteous dead awaiting Judgment Day. In the Gospel of Luke, Jesus tells a penitent criminal crucified alongside him that they will be together in paradise that day.
The city is like a Pardis.

Imad: A ridiculously good-looking person. A person everyone tries to look like.
"Oh my god...I want to be ridiculously good-looking like Imad" - Umaiyavan
(OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WRONG OL<)

5.) Favorite color?
Cyan:
1. A color that lies between blue and green on Microsoft Paint. It's one of the blinding ones.

2. It is a company created by Rand and Robyn Miller, the creators of Myst, a popular computer game series.
1. Person 1: "What color shirt is she wearing?"
Person 2: "That color is Cyan."

2. Person 1: "Cyan is the best company ever! They created my favorite computer game series, Myst!"

6.) Birthplace?
San Diego, CA
1) Home to the coolest people around
2) home of the best football team, the Chargers!
3) Home of the best baseball team, the Padres.
4) It's better than where you live.
5) Your gay if you don't like it.
San Diego is the best there is no comparison

7.) Month of your birth?
December:The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Roxana: A smart, sarcastic, persian with a beautiful smile who loves napping.
Get off of your bed, Roxana.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Jailbait:
An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita, except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you
R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.

Guy #1: Hey man, look at that girl over there she's really cute, I'm gonna go kick some G to her.
Guy #2: Naw man, that girl looks like she's about 14. She's fuckin' jailbait, dude. (lawl)