Urban Tag no one >>Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Zach:It is a person's name.
"See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying "What does Zach mean?" now."
2.) Your age?
14:A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.
3.) One of your friends?
Pardis:It is an abbreviation for Paradise is an English word from Persian roots that is generally identified with the Garden of Eden or with Heaven. Originally meaning a walled garden or royal hunting grounds, the term entered Jewish (and eventually Christian) beliefs as a Greek translation for the Garden of Eden in the Septuagint. It is sometimes also identified with the bosom of Abraham, the abode of the righteous dead awaiting Judgment Day. In the Gospel of Luke, Jesus tells a penitent criminal crucified alongside him that they will be together in paradise that day.
The city is like a Pardis.
Imad: A ridiculously good-looking person. A person everyone tries to look like.
"Oh my god...I want to be ridiculously good-looking like Imad" - Umaiyavan
(OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WRONG OL<
5.) Favorite color?
Cyan:
1. A color that lies between blue and green on Microsoft Paint. It's one of the blinding ones.
2. It is a company created by Rand and Robyn Miller, the creators of Myst, a popular computer game series.
1. Person 1: "What color shirt is she wearing?"
Person 2: "That color is Cyan."
2. Person 1: "Cyan is the best company ever! They created my favorite computer game series, Myst!"
6.) Birthplace?
San Diego, CA
1) Home to the coolest people around
2) home of the best football team, the Chargers!
3) Home of the best baseball team, the Padres.
4) It's better than where you live.
5) Your gay if you don't like it.
San Diego is the best there is no comparison
7.) Month of your birth?
December:The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Roxana: A smart, sarcastic, persian with a beautiful smile who loves napping.
Get off of your bed, Roxana.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Jailbait:
An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita, except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you
R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.
Guy #1: Hey man, look at that girl over there she's really cute, I'm gonna go kick some G to her.
Guy #2: Naw man, that girl looks like she's about 14. She's fuckin' jailbait, dude. (lawl)
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1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an empoyee and say in an offichial tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse and
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!!!
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